Saturday, December 13, 2008

Can A Fogger Kill Lice

Cronopios and poultry

cronopios
Two lovers walked a rainy day and cold. Among cuddles and caresses saw a little bird dropped that had no chance to survive alone, gently lifted him and carried his home, in a simulated a nest box and fed him with syringes. Warm and with a full belly, he fell asleep. Gone are the days
cronopios and were forced to find a larger box for the pigeon, had grown a lot and needed space to exercise and start flying.
So the days passed and boxes, also spent months, spent about six.
A large crowd swarmed the house cronopial, everyone expected that the protagonists of the story out, at least that stick out and it was ... a moment another door opened and the two lovers cronopios posed in front for pictures and the press ... happy with their ostrich.


Cronopio
cronopios

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Melina Velba With Santa



All have wings, but some, when we oppress and fears problems we pulled off accidentally. Hence we think that we are nothing cronopios and began to imitate other created beings, no matter if they are more or less graceful.
Generally, desalted cronopios we turn to imitate the reputations, and who go looking belly for almost, everywhere. Without wings and afraid, we get belly like them. And plan, trying to fix, no or very little experience, our worlds now, too, still and desalted.
Fortunately many know that, with help, the wings grow back. Help is usually given by a winged pair, which means we were injured, by all or by anyone, for life or death. Understood that we had wings and that is our nature, and knowing that sits on our side, humming, even if we are surly or grumpy and, without wanting wanting, with his little song tells us his dream winged, soft, very low, not to wake quickly. His voice just grows and becomes a song of victory faded when he wakes up behind us, again, the dream that makes us fly.

cronopio.

Monday, September 15, 2008

How To Hang Curtains In An L Shape

Art in Granada

Monday, August 18, 2008

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The commitment of both the Dance and Music beyond a constant desire training and research. Believe it necessary to spread this art , either through regular classes taught, workshops, spectacles , conferences ... or joining both in a project loaded feeling, passion and elegance . Therefore, both are currently working on a project "Medhin Granaína." A spectacular fusion of two styles. Eva

Manzano has taught at the Fundación Cristina Heeren of Sevilla. Being a teacher in different schools Granada: Carmen de las Cuevas, Dance Academy Bailómanos , Escuela Superior de Arte Flamenco Dance School and Adrián Sánchez . He currently teaches in Bailómanos and other dance centers.

Griselda Qamar, currently teaches regular classes and intensive workshops We Fitness Club Granada and Belly Dance classes with live music at various festivals in Spain. Dance teacher for 3 years at the Academy of Dance Bailómanos of Granada, where he also intensive courses with live music. Has held workshops for other professionals and taught dance workshops for children, adults at various festivals and music and dance circuits in the study and co 4X4 and Flemish art school in Granada.

Both have worked in Solidarity Festivals, Projects and Advertising Campaigns, that promote and respect their cause.
G. Qamar founded QamarCalí Association "Luna Flamenca", Association of Women in the Arts through the Culture Flamenco-Andalusian and E. Manzano, along with other artists, has joined this partnership to contribute to and promote its ideals. aims to create a door between East and West through art, and use this year dedicated to Intercultural for brand your show.

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Qamar Career



Griselda Qamar are diploma and license in Social Work Social and Cultural Anthropology in Granada. Taking advantage of the situation sociocultural contacts with different ethnic minorities : North Africa, Saharan Africa, Egypt and Turkey, leaving influenced by different schools of dance from the Andalusian-medieval pure dance through the Maghreb and the Orient.

At 98 he began his studies around the music and dance, beginning his career as a professional dancer Al-Tarab Ensemble 2001-11.

Intensive , Dance workshops in different specialties (veil, cane, finger cymbals, Egyptian folklore, Iranian dance, English dance) with teachers of great national and international relief Farida Fahmy, Samira Stella, Maite Galán, Luna Yatsulian, Zulema, Nesma, Shokry Mohamed Laila Elgar, Nur Banu, Salah Sabagh, Rony Barrak, Cynthia Tawasha, Paula Lena, Otman Benyahya, Arja Said, Mahmoud Reda, ..
Adapting well to the demands of musical ensembles as Al-Tarab, Al-Ghazalat, Omar Faruk Tekbilek , leading her to participate in numerous festivals , Entertainment: Music and Dance Festival Granada, Cordoba Ethnic Festival; Games Purchena Moriscos; Andalusian Nights trees; Artistic and Literary Liceo de Córdoba Ethnic Festival Teatro Isabel la Católica de Granada, Casa de la Memoria Al-Andalus in Seville International Festival Murcia Three Cultures, Ethnic Encounter Omar Faruk & Al-Tarab , Córdoba.

Meeting of Andalusian music and flamenco Manuel de Falla Auditorium in Granada; Guitar Festival of Cordoba with the Ensemble Omar Faruk Tekbilek ; XXI Mediterranean Algeciras Cultural Week of the Three Cultures Granada; Meeting of Andalusian music and flamenco with Al-Tarab & Emilio Maya Mértola Islamic Festival of Portugal Intercultural Festival of Ethnic Music Theatre and Cultural Center of San Isidro de Nijar ; Night of Music and Dance of the Maghreb and Middle East Al-Tarab Ensemble in Cordoba, Evening Andalusí / non Days Al-Arbuli in trees; Cultural Week for Peace, Tolerance and Culture among the people in the festivities of the Tour of Tristram with Al-Tarab in Granada. Arabic Music Concert Saïd Chraïbi & Al-Tarab in Cordoba, Centro The Quiñon. Different Evenings Andalusian music and dance with Al-Tarab in Vejer . Flamenco-Arabic Fusion with dancer Ana Cali, Antonio Campos, Marbella, Congress of Anthropology neomudejar Chamber of Granada; X Festival Luna Mora Guaro (Málaga) ..
same time, various concerts with Al-Tarab by Circuito Andaluz de Música de Granada, Almeria and Seville . Festival Concerts XI Luna Mora de Guaro (Málaga); 7th Conference on Al-Arbuli Arboleas (Almería) concert Tarab Al-Andalus Night ; Al-Tarab with Flamenco-Arabic Fusion with dancer Victor Castro , Almeria III Festival Dance Academy Bailómanos .

Eastern Music and Dance , Vivandi Art Workshop (Granada); IV Bailómanos Festival Dance Academy (Granada); Mel & Al-Tarab M'Rabet Vivanbi Hall (Granada); The Chumbera - Sacromonte - (Granada); The Mamunia various conferences, XII Festival Luna Mora , Villa de Guaro (Málaga) Spires (Granada); VII English Music Festival in Cadiz , 8 th Party Cultures: Music and Dance Middle East, the Maghreb and Al-Andalus Al-Tarab training.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Clearing Phlegm Newborn Uk



Eva Manzano (Granada, 1983) Baza began dancing at an early age. Before going to Sevilla was a year in school Mariquilla .
Once in the Andalucian capital spent two years of the careers of Dance at the Approved School MATILDE CORAL until the Fundación Cristina Heeren offered him a scholarship for one year , taking classes with the likes of: Milagros Mengíbar, Israel Galván, Javier Latorre, Manolo Soler, Javier Barón, Isabel Bayon, Hiniesta Cortés, Rafael Campallo , among others. This scholarship was repeated for three years.

constant learning through courses in masterclasses with the likes of dancers Merche Esmeralda, Matilde Coral, Eva Yerbabuena, The Wicker, Antonio Canales, Adela Campallo, Adrián Sánchez, Rosario Toledo, Manzano, Angelita Vargas, Alicia Marquez, Jose Galván, Ana Cali, Rafael Campallo ...

Eva takes rise in national and international stages since 1998. Component
Company Adrián Sánchez tablaos has worked as Casa de la Memoria Al-Andalus in Seville, Tablao Albaycín, Venta del Gallo and Huerto del Loro in Granada. He has lectured at various schools in Seville and Granada: Carmen de las Cuevas, Bailómanos dance school, Escuela Superior de Arte Flamenco Dance School and Adrian Sanchez .

is Art and Creativity Award (Baza 2006), runs his own show blending Andalusian flamenco with music, Sephardic and represented Spain at the Festival of Cultures at the Teatro Isabel La Católica in January two thousand seven.

Some of his shows: Instituto Cervantes de Fez (Morocco), soloist under the direction of Salvador López Becerra Manchester (England), soloist under the direction of Kepa Gonzalez. Third granaínas contest, Auditorium "The Chumbera", Granada, Festival Flamenco "Asprogrades" Theatre "Isabel La Católica, Granada. Interpreter video clip band "Porch" participating in the gala New Year's Eve 2004 Canal Sur, Festival Flamenco de Adra (Almería), 2004 / 05/06/07. Thirteenth Musical Festival Chorus of Juan Hernandez , mixing Flamenco with lyrical voices, Baza (Granada). Directed and participated in the Flemish Galas benefit of the English Association Against Cancer , Eva Manzano and CIA, Baza (Granada), directs with the dancer G. Qamar show "Medhin Granaína " mixing Flamenco with Arabic music and dance. works hand in hand with pianist John Gallego Coin in a show exclusively for Piano and Dance ...

Saturday, August 2, 2008

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Griselda E. Manzano. Teatro Isabel la Católica, Granada / Arcos de la Frontera, Cadiz.





Saturday, May 3, 2008

Black Spot Claimstimber Tech

Essence Tired of being between a rock wall in the teeming

Tired of being between a rock on the wall, often considered the possibility of implementing different strategies.

Is it not possible to step aside and let them fight each other? Yes, it would be a possibility, but in this case the metaphor does not work: the sword would be at great disadvantage, he would only minor damage to the wall, while it would be dull and useless (well, depending on which sword both could be greatly diminished, but still the wall remain in place). And anyway, why would they want fight between them?

If not ... Is it not possible to leave them in accordance with both? At first, they could think of strategies to achieve this. But analyzing a bit, can be very revealing conclusions. According to the elements of the metaphor, is the sword that they want something from me, the wall is limited to me at the mercy of the sword. We might think, then, that the metaphor fails again or ... the wall and the sword are in cahoots!

The latter possibility would explain many things. The sword-wall situation is one of those things about which one thinks "it is impossible to have given way!" Or "there must be some kind of universal conspiracy." According to our findings (mine) there is no kind of universal conspiracy but rather local. The devil and the deep, dark and unexpected purposes, I placed among them. Since the itinerary

Conspiranoids which led this mental rehearsal, you might think that finally both have their way and I go missing, or am just an instrument that neither gains nor loses.

Or ... is just a metaphor badly designed.

So what you earn with disquisitions? I believe nothing. If it's just a metaphor badly designed, I have to leave in favor of better ones.

Here comes another problem. My attempts to find a more appropriate metaphor is unsuccessful. Phrases like "I threw in a compactor powered cars "are too fatalistic and believe that best describe the situation, especially considering that the subject is only one attacker. "I was between the meat grinder and the stick pushes the butcher meat," while best describes the situation, it is inadequate, both in length and elegance. Dear

groups, continue to seek appropriate sentences. When you give with one that satisfies me, I will try to warn as soon as possible, and by the same media.

Greetings.

Cronopio (essay written for a situation of "between a rock and a hard place").

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Wella Red Intensifier

half grapefruit

"Now I understand," said Fabrizio, "why was around from woman to woman without reaching successful ever: I was looking for my soulmate! And now, finally found it! Fabricio

Leticia squashed gently with pleasure, and she left sweet smack. Both were madly in love. Under the cypress at the foot of the lake, lived a very romantic encounter. And as the two were madly in love, the evening was a dream.
But love or no, Leticia had some challenges to the theories of Fabricius.

"When you talking about half oranges Leticia said," you refer to were cut oranges and whose halves were then removed and hidden from one another?

The answer-question took a bit of surprise to Fabrizio. Timidly did broach a "Yes."

"Then," continued Leticia, under the cypress-halves "could be anywhere on the planet?

-Ujhum ... -Balbulceó Fabricio.

- How about the universe?

"Well, well no, I'm looking for human beings," said Fabrizio, a little more confident. Still do not know anyone who has left the solar system. Seeking human beings and, of course, the opposite sex.

"Well, well, Leticia dazed tone. Limit our "analysis" the planet Earth. Now, my question is: have you ever lived in another city?

-No ...

- Have you ever been in search of your "better half" to another city?

-Nooo ...

- Do you realize how vastly lower than the odds of finding it in your same city, even country?

"I really never thought of it that way. But anyway, do not know anyone who has been to look to other countries, at least not with malice aforethought.

- You could be first! Dale, animate! Hahahaha! Why not start with Indonesia? It seems a good place to begin your long (yes, looong) search.

"Shut up, stupid, cut it with that.

"Well, your theory, not mine. I have the right to laugh.

The two embraced (although they were already embraced) and the matter ended there. However, Fabrizio was thinking.


The next day, Fabrizio got up at quarter past seven. Not because he had wanted, but occupational causes. Business hours, they say. Is cleaned, combed her hair, dressed, prepared a coffee ... and meanwhile, his head hanging around other places, in strange musings.


FInal 1 (the fake)

quarter was eight and still Fabricio had not left the house. After lengthy discussions and infighting, decided he could no longer stand on the impasse. He grabbed the briefcase and headed for the door. He opened the door. It was an instant standing there. One moment ... a moment ... a moment ...

Returning to the piece, leaving the portfolio, lying in bed. Rato
after staging a bag.
He went to the door. He opened the door. It was an instant standing there. One moment ... a moment ... a moment ... and left. Perhaps, Indonesia would be a good place to start.


FInal 2 (the real) were

quarter to eight and Fabricio had not left the house. After lengthy discussions and infighting, decided he could no longer stand on the impasse. He grabbed the briefcase and headed for the door. He opened the door. It was an instant standing there. One moment ... a moment ... a moment ... and left.
way to work, bought cigarettes. In the room there was a call center (that's why he had come into reality.) He called a cab and knocked.

"Hello, Leticia? How you walk, my half of a grapefruit? You know I love you, no? ...

talked a little longer (Leticia did not understand why the average grapefruit).

Monday, February 18, 2008

Weird Taste In Mouth Carbon Monoxide

energy savings and the end of the universe. True inspiration

authorities Santa Bern ... ufff, sorry tale I was wrong.
The authorities of a banana republic, as an energy saving measure, they decided the advancement of clocks around the country in exactly one hour.
The bill was reasonable. In these latitudes and at that time of year dawn to dusk at 5:30 and 20:30. In that situation, who got up at 7 to go to their respective yokes, wasted half an hour of daylight. In turn, if businesses closed at 9 o'clock, from eight had to use artificial light and continue at home until eleven o'clock, with such light (counting a total of 3 hours of artificial light).
With the schedule change, would wake at 6:30 (getting just 30 minutes from waste) and anochecería at 9:30 (artificial lowering power consumption to only two hours). In addition, a net savings of 2 hours. This will accrue to the government and consumers in the monetary savings of quichicientos pesos ..
But it was a banana republic, and spent what should happen. The events did not take the expected course, even took a course expected: Merchants, to find that at 9:30 there was still some light, they reasoned, so questionable, as follows: "Good, now I can close to 10! ". In this way again, without realizing it, to use one hour artificial light in their respective businesses. Of course, if they closed at 10, and did not open at 8, but at 9 o'clock, going to waste an hour and a half of light.
But they seemed to be very happy (and banana). After judicious reasoning and put into action, everyone ate bananas with dulce de leche as a festival.
... the authorities took more than two weeks to realize what had happened ... Everything was back to square one! Decided that this behavior was not normal, and needed rehabilitation work of the population. They started a campaign
beautiful posters, banners and ads that read: "Is it that they are all idiots?" Plus other recommendations.
The people ignored the recommendations, so the government decided to take the road behaviorist. Would a new schedule change, and people, now, as rationally abide.
With this new schedule change, people got up at 8. As it was for the original 6, the savings was back in force. Needless to say, then people began to close at 11 (which were the original 9), and with full enthusiasm. None wanted to give
budge, so the "system" went in the direction expected: the authorities will complete the schedule, the population ahead schedules.
When, as on March 25 in the world, in the said country was already Aug. 16, the last major world powers gave acknowledgment.
But the reaction was not as expected: being a banana republic, took the attitude as a new festival, ritual or custom, "or whatever" that had begun in the country, and that soon will affect the rest. Consequently, the uniqueness
continued with their particular way of affecting the space-time. For the year 2009 in this country was already 2130. Mismatch could be a slight exaggeration, but brought very positive consequences: the scientific and technological advances in the year 2130 position allowed the banana republic as a great power. Of course, had to withstand global warming, which was not so unbearable because of the hypermodern splits of the time.
The real problem arose when running real time in 2030, came the invasion of aliens from 4233 in the former banana republic.
Slavery lasted about 2000 years (something like 3 years actual, because the third country was advancing their clocks).
Did I say problem? I must have confused. The real problem arose when (and I lost count, but will be thousands of millions of years into the future -300, 400 years real-) the sun began to expand and become red, engulfing the third country (leaving intact, of course, the compliant and friendly countries conventional space-time.)
In the former site of the country, was a deep hole, which was soon replaced by water. A sad loss, especially mass.



Cronopio - Inspired by "Santa Bernardina del Monte", a tale of Leo Masliah, and the effects of time change that now governs (2008) in Argentina.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Should I Lasagna With Tin Foil



At 4:30 am the poet appeared. I had been mumbling verses, inventing new words to lack of knowing how to use the old terrors facing blank pages, devoting pages to the appalling black wastebasket filled with crumpled paper and my desk and my bed, alternating locations for my fruitless attempts to bear fruit. 4:30 am
appeared, flying through my window. I was not surprised. Instead, a feeling of elation came over me. The poet sat down on a chair I stood in a dark corner of my room. He sat down, without uttering a sound, but staring at me.
Suddenly, the words in my mind was freed. Flowing through my arm to my hand, struggling to be reflected in my papers. I took hasty a random amount of leaves and began to write. This time, real writing.
My hand moved as fast as my brain and built poems and prose I never thought I could devise. In four hours and debug wrote five poems and two stories, sublime.

"I must go - says the poet, saying his very first sentence.
"Wait," he said. I wrote so fast that I could not even think about or digest my work. You will read and then you go. Is it possible to grant me this favor?
"Yes," replied the poet.

I checked and read every one of my poems and stories. To my amazement, they were just trash, exquisite corpses made by one person, trivia and corny. Horrified, I turned my gaze to the poet, who did not flinch. Seemed to already know the outcome of everything.

I do not understand, "he said, pleading. You gave me inspiration, gives me the talent, creativity, inventiveness, originality. Is not that right? Is not it?
"Yes," replied, with a look quality but impassive.
- So? What does this bunch of words disposable? And is it a cruel joke?


The poet went to the window, ready to go. But before doing so spoke, and after doing so, I should just shut up:

-I am the poet said, and left.




Cronopio.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Brazilian Women's Team Shower

magical event in prehistory

A fourth stripped. Paredes white, spotless, painted on the lime and cement.
With his head resting on one arm, face down and sheltered by cotton sheets, a cronopio sank into reveries.
First, imagine trees, then endowed them with fruit, then imagined birds, painted in colors. Cerrado with eyes delighted in his thoughts.
He fell asleep with a smile.
He slept deeply, at length fell asleep.
In between dreams spent an hour, in between his dreams was two. It was three, became four, spent a little more.
suddenly awoke frightened, a touch soft and rough at the same time he had covered half the body.
Smiling again, he leaned back. His room had no walls, was lush and green. The birds sang and a blanket, tucked it mildly vine.


Cronopios (text and illustration)

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Lack Of Cervical Mucus Mean I Am Not Pregnant

Cronopio

A cronopio commissioned a famous invention of the wheel.

"It's time to invent the wheel, it will be very nice," said the cronopio (of course, so prehistoric.)
"And very useful," he said the fame. But cronopio was no longer listening because I was too busy papando gigantic prehistoric flies (ie, huge).

The fame ran enthusiastically into his cave-workshop (which is not as it is imagined).
A week (7 days "? 8, 9? Does it matter?) Returned with a wheel per-fec-ta-men-te round with a hole in the center (of course). The cronopio the looked embarrassed for a long time.

- It's round! "Snapped" That does not work.

The fame did not understand the objection, but the commander was cronopio (because he had thought of inventing the wheel) so I went back to his workshop and, a little less enthusiastic, he turned his unique radio device other multiple radios. Another week had passed. When fame appeared before the cronopio with oval hole in the middle, cronopio looked again for a long time (not so much as before).

"Congratulations, you are much prettier, but still very round," said the inventor cronopio.

Al fame and did not like the project and quit, fairly reluctantly.

"But ... "Said the cronopio.

However, after thinking for a while, added: "But

...


Subtitle: Meeting between cronopio and fame in the house of fame.
Cronopio:-Fame good, generous fame, can I borrow your hammer and your tool?
Fame: "Yes.
End of the meeting between the cronopio and fame in the house of fame


Chapter VI
Turning Point: final invention of the wheel.
The cronopio took several days to learn to use the hammer, many others learn to use the chisel, and more on learning to use a hammer and chisel. But the effort was worth it, the stone was left handle; cooperated with cronopio greatly.
A week (whether the days are) the work was finished.
The cronopio was so happy I danced and danced catala truce for at least two weeks (perhaps a few hours?). After a great effort had reached three final versions de rueda: una triangular con hueco en un borde, una cuadrada sin huecos por ningún lado y (su preferida), una completamente chata y con cerca de 28 huecos.
El cronopio expuso su obra en la puerta de su cueva y fue, feliz, a dormir el sueño de los justos.

La creatividad y la belleza habían, finalmente, vencido al pragmatismo (¡hurra por eso!). Lástima que uno de los mayores avances de la humanidad habría de esperar unos cuantos miles de años más para ver la luz (bueno, ya la había visto, ¿no? Pero no gustar).



Cronopio

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Black Volleyball Shoes

To all this, what was a cronopio #@#$%? [1]

En exclusiva, y robado descaradamente de YouTube, un reportaje Cortazar, which asked what a cronopio (and fame, and a hope) and that, fortunately, does not answer the question.



The report is 1977.
Greetings! And we hope that they have not been clarified nothing.

Cronopio and cronopio.